Sunday, February 1, 2015

HOW TO RUIN AN ANTIQUE

Have a valuable antique?  Its "patina" is its glory.  Destroying that glory can turn a $10,000 table into a $100 table.  But, on the other hand.....

Most vintage finds are not precious antiques.  They are just old.  There is nothing beautiful about inoperative drawers or deep scratches.  Or dirt.  If you hear someone call dirt "patina", tell them to eat off of that "patina" or let their kids play around it.  Suddenly, "patina" isn't so pretty.

I would rather see a well-worn piece of vintage furniture have a new lease on life.  The trick is to keep some of its inherent character while still making it attractive and usable.  Like putting lipstick on a pig.

I was recently at a barn sale in a trendy community.  Dozens of women (notice the obvious exclusion here) lined up in the cold rain to get a chance to snag a vintage find - plunking down big bills for broken chairs, filthy industrial salvage, and random bits and pieces of Americana.  I was in that same line, but predominantly as an observer.  I saw the vintage finds as opportunities to create something.  I didn't just see a similar item on Junk Gypsies and think I needed it to complete my decor.  As I watched the tenth woman walk away with a proud smile carrying her new found treasure, it dawned on me - people will buy anything if they think it's cool.  Next thing you know, they're in the hospital being treated for some random bacterial infection.

Here is an example from my store.  

I was recently gifted with a small, 1923 salesman's sample dresser to utilize in a repurposing project.  A salesman of that era (sans internet or catalogs) would carry around miniature samples of the products he sold.  Here is a pic of the original item:


Before I started, I researched on eBay and found one for sale through an antiques dealer for $695.00.  Notice I said "for sale", not "sold".  I had to decide whether to leave it in its original condition or give it a facelift.  It wasn't so much the potential sale that spoke to me.  It was condition.

None of the drawers worked.  The mirror did not reflect.  It was growing mildew or some other fungus type thing.  The finish was deeply scratched.  If you gave it a quick push with one finger, it would come apart.  

Would the near 100 year history of this little guy be best served by putting it in on display, as is?  Remember, it was a salesman's sample and never intended to serve a utilitarian purpose.  Yes, it was darling.  But, I wouldn't pay $695 for it just to stare at it and know that it is old.  Sorry, antique buffs. 

So, I gave it a new purpose in a new millennium.  Some would crucify me for destroying that precious "patina".  I think it's great that this cute little piece has a reincarnation.   You reside on whichever side of the fence you wish.  I bet your house smells funny.

Peace,
Nancy